20 reasons the economy is so bad .. or "stinks"

The Street's Doug Kass has come up with 20 reasons the economy stinks.

Now, before you say, I've heard them all before. Or, I don't want to be preached at. Or even I just can't think that hard this afternoon, think 'Yo Momma' jokes. Yep, here's a teazer from Kass's 20 reasons... :

20. The economy is so bad that Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"

19. The economy is so bad that Sarah Palin is only shooting moose for food, not for fun.


18. The economy is so bad that when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

17. The economy is so bad that instead of a coin toss at the beginning of the Super Bowl in February, they will play "Rock, Paper, Scissors."

16. The economy is so bad that Angelina Jolie had to adopt a highway.